Monday, November 10, 2014

Who Will Survive the Series?

The November 3rd edition of Monday Night Raw gave us huge insight on the upcoming weeks and the next pay-per-view, Survivor Series. The concept of the "traditional Survivor Series match" of a 10-man, tag team, elimination match is awesome. I wish it was a more frequently used on Raw and Smackdown, but I understand why recently it hasn't been incorporated to the match card, for it would decrease the value of this PPV. This past Monday, we saw Vince McMahon add a stipulation to the match that makes this storyline even juicier: if Team Cena comes out victorious, the Authority will lose it's power.
What seems like an attempt to make up for the absences of Roman Reigns, Daniel Bryan, and the recurring disappearing figure that is Brock Lesnar, WWE needs to keep fans enticed. Also, there have been speculations of Stephanie McMahon's pregnancy, and that this all of a sudden treat to the authority, means a fourth McMahon-Levesque may be on the way. What I find interesting about this stipulation is that it sort of came out of nowhere. I thought the Authority would stay on top until Wrestlemania or shortly after. 

Here John Cena poses for a Survivor Series ad where he will lead a team of 4 other superstars against the Authority.
At Survivor Series, we may not see one of the most prolific superstars in the history, Randy Orton. The Apex Predator suffered an injury, though not extreme, but enough to keep a guy out for a while. WWE has pulled him from SS advertisements.
 This may or may not lead to a surprise return the night of to attack Seth Rollins. What good can come out of this situation is that the spotlight can be shifted just a bit more towards Dean Ambrose and Bray Wyatt, who could put together a good match. Personally, I don't think they seem to fit together in a one-on-one rivalry too well.

The Teams
So far, John Cena has only recruited Dolph Ziggler to his team. Superstars like Sheamus, the Big Show, and NXT Superstars Sammy Zayn and Adrian Neville have been rumored candidates. It may seem odd that a rookie would debut at Survivor Series, but if you think about it, what better way to get your foot in the door then to align yourself with the face of the company, or the top heel faction? Also, in the past the WWE Universe has gotten their first glimpse of stars like the Kurt Angle, The Rock, and The Undertaker at this very PPV. Angle, even though he was in the Olympics a short while before hand, made his in-ring, WWE debut here.

Team Cena vs Team Authority: How Each Squad Will Shake Out
Team Cena
John Cena (C)
Dolph Ziggler
The Big Show
Ryback
Sammy Zayn

Team Authority
Seth Rollins (Co-Captain)
Kane (Co-Captain)
Rusev
Mark Henry
Cesaro

Team Cena is led by three outgoing personalities in Cena, Ziggler, and Show, who always speak their mind. This is the theme of the whole rivalry, so having these guys on this team make sense. Ryback is coming off a lower back injury that kept him out a couple months so putting him in the main event of the second longest running pay-per-view would definitely boost him back into the main event level that we all saw from him in 2012. I picked Sammy Zayn to join Team Cena because if you really want to put the title of "The Future" on someone, it would be this guy. His multicultural wrestling backgrounds make him the perfect Intercontinental Champion on paper, and his high-flying skills could make the upper midcard a legitimate position. In NXT, Sammy Zayn was in a feud with Cesaro so having the two in the ring against each other. It warms the heart of every wrestling fan, doesn't it? I'm only kidding, becuase frankly, I am tired of people obsessing over Cesaro and his dumb swing. It causes zero damage and he only gets the guy around a couple of times but the crowd counts too fast... I digress. Big Show and Mark Henry have the history to back their spot up too. In 2011 at Survivor Series, for example, the two faced off for the World Heavyweight Championship held by Henry. More recently, however, you have seen them compete with each other in a series of tag-team matches only to split up because of Mark Henry's jealousy. (Caution: the video below contains a bit of NSFW language) 
As far as my prediction for the outcome of this match, I say it will come to a close with neither team getting the W, even after a long, physical match. I think, like many other members of the WWE Universe, that you will see the Legend Killer do what he does best and RKO the living daylights out of Triple H for the DQ. I wouldn't want the match to end right there though, I would like to see some action after the disqualification. But no matter what the stipulation, or the pride on the line, the Authority will barely Survive.

Friday, November 7, 2014

John's Jargon: 11th Edition

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The Top 5 Most Historic Survivor Series Moments Ever



        The arrival of November brings about a great deal of excitement to many Americans across the nation. Such staples of month include Thanksgiving, Black Friday shopping, and for the WWE Universe, the second longest running pay-per-view event, Survivor Series. Debuting in 1986, Survivor Series has been a Thanksgiving tradition for the last 28 years, showcasing many of the WWE’s most historic moments ever. The original appeal to this autumn spectacle was the unique five-on-five elimination matchup at the end of the night between the WWE’s best and brightest stars. Although this annual bout has become somewhat of an afterthought over the years, the five-on-five elimination match is a mainstay on the card and makes the event feel special.
This year’s Survivor Series Event is already heating up, as the five-on-five elimination match will feature Team Cena vs. The Authority. The participants have yet to be finalized, but if Team Cena is victorious, the Authority will no longer be in power in World Wrestling Entertainment. This added stipulation fused with the fact that the event will air live on the WWE Network for free, is already looking to make Survivor Series 2014 historic; but what other historic moments have taken place at Survivor Series over the last 28 years? I have compiled a list of the five most historic Survivor Series moments in WWE history. Let’s get started!

5. John Cena & The Rock vs. Awesome Truth (The Miz & R-Truth)

“Never before, never again,” was the tagline for the main event of Survivor Series 2011, which saw two bitter rivals in John Cena and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, team up to take on the turbulent tandem of the “Awesome Truth.” The Miz and R-Truth were running roughshod on the WWE and John Cena and The Rock were not only tasked to vanquish these vitriolic villains, but also to coexist mere months before their epic encounter in Miami, Florida, at WrestleMania XXVIII. The match was a calamity-filled clash between the two unlikely teams, and it added a brand new dynamic to John Cena and The Rock’s rivalry, which is one of the greatest in WWE history. The “Leader of the Cenation” and the “Great One” would pull out the hard fought victory at Madison Square Garden that night, and The Rock would cap off the evening by laying the smackdown on John Cena, planting his own teammate with a “Rock Bottom.” John Cena would roll out of the ring and retreat to the stage to make for a captivating foreshadowing of their upcoming clash at WrestleMania. No one ever conceived that John Cena and The Rock would ever square off, much less team together; and that is why their encounter at Survivor Series 2011 is one of the greatest moments in history.

4. The Rock Becomes the Corporate Champion
        
         Can you say, “swerve of the century?” In the fall of 1998, the WWE Title was vacated in a triple-threat match in which Undertaker and Kane simultaneously pinned the champion, Stone Cold Steve Austin. Following further controversy at In Your House: Judgment Day, Mr. McMahon set up a 14-man, “Deadly Games” tournament to be held at Survivor Series, in which a new WWE Champion would be crowned. Prior to the event, McMahon was positioning his corporate puppet, Mankind, to win the WWE Championship and be the torchbearer for his faction. Mankind would make it to the finals of the tournament to take on the fan favorite competitor, The Rock. In the latter half of 1998, The Rock’s charisma and in-ring ability was getting him over as a babyface, even though he was a heel. He began to portray a much more likeable demeanor as a result of being cheered by the WWE Universe. As he climbed through the ranks of the “Deadly Games” tournament at Survivor Series, he amassed so much support and admiration that it seemed as though he was going to become the number one babyface in the company. The match between The Rock and Mankind was satisfactory, but the real shocker would take place when The Rock put Mankind in the sharpshooter, and Mr. McMahon would call for the bell, signaling the end of the match. Mankind was not pinned, nor did he submit, but rather he was screwed by his boss, Mr. McMahon, who would embrace The Rock in the ring as his new “Corporate Champion.” A wave of confusion fell over the Kiel Center, including Mankind, as he begged for an explanation from his former number one supporter, Mr. McMahon. Mankind would get no such explanation, but rather a vicious “Rock Bottom” from The Rock in the middle of the ring. No one saw this swerve coming, which is why the 1998 Survivor Series will go down in history as one of the greatest.



3. Shawn Michaels Captures the World Heavyweight Championship

         In 1998, if you had told a professional wrestling fanatic that the “Heartbreak Kid,” Shawn Michaels would win the Big Gold Belt by superkicking his rival Triple H, inside of a structure designed by Monday Night Raw General Manager, Eric Bischoff, at Survivor Series 2002, they would have dropped you with a “Stone Cold Stunner.” Alas, when Shawn Michael’s return to the ring after a four-year hiatus culminated with him winning the World Heavyweight Championship inside the Elimination Chamber at Survivor Series, there was not a dry eye in Madison Square Garden. The match featured Chris Jericho, Kane, Booker T, Rob Van Dam, Shawn Michaels, and the World Heavyweight Champion, Triple H, and it was a gruesome contest to say the least. Seeing as though this was the first ever Elimination Chamber match in history, there was already an awesome atmosphere, add in the greatest in-ring performer in WWE history reclaiming his spot atop the mountain, and you have got yourself a historic night.



2. The Dawning of the ‘Deadman’

         Many a professional wrestling fan hold the 1990 Survivor Series in an unpleasant light, primarily because it featured the unveiling of the single worst gimmick in WWE history, the Gobeldy Gooker. It’s no secret the WWE product was very campy and cartoonish in the early 1990’s. To be unforgivingly honest, the debut of a second gimmick on that fateful night should have been, for all intents and purposes, doomed to go down in history as just another unsuccessful character; however, this character would not only prevail at the 1990 Survivor Series, but he would go on to thrive as “Phenom” and the greatest performer in WrestleMania history. Of course, by now you are all aware I am referring to the Undertaker. What many fans do not realize is that the Undertaker character has experienced the most longevity of any other character in professional wrestling history. The Undertaker was on top of the mountain in the “Golden Era,” the “New Generation,” the “Attitude Era,” the “Ruthless Aggression Era,” and the “PG Era.” Combine that with a Royal Rumble victory, multiple World Championships, and a 21-year undefeated streak at WrestleMania, and one could argue that Survivor Series 1990 witnessed the most historic debut in WWE history.


1. The Montreal Screwjob

         Ah yes, we have finally arrived to not only the most historic moment in Survivor Series history, but the most controversial occurrence in the entirety of all of professional wrestling spanning back to 1905. There have been magazines, books, and even films produced centered on the events that took place on November 9, 1997. I suggest that everyone who reads this go online and watch Wrestling with Shadows, a tell-all exposé about the dirty dealings leading up to the infamous incident that took place at Survivor Series 1997.
The best way to start this story is from WrestleMania XII in 1996. Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart would make history when they competed for over an hour in an Ironman Match for the WWE Championship. The two men were on relatively good terms and even considered each other friends, but when Shawn Michaels went on to win the WWE Championship at WrestleMania XII and told Senior Referee, Earl Hebner, to get Bret the “f*ck out of his ring,” their transformation into mortal enemies would begin. Bret Hart had visions of winning back the WWE Championship, having Shawn Michaels chase once again, and competing in a return match with the “Heartbreak Kid” at WrestleMania XIII; however, Bret Hart began to resent Shawn Michaels when he admitted that he only wanted to work with his “Kliq,” composed of X-Pac, Diesel, Razor Ramon, and Hunter Hearst Helmsley. Hart would watch on as Michaels’ ego grew exponentially. In February of 1997, Shawn Michaels would relinquish the WWE Championship, claiming he had “lost his smile,” and ultimately take himself off the card at WrestleMania XIII. This led Bret Hart to assume that Shawn Michaels vacated the title because his ego was too big to drop it back to him on the grandest stage of them all.
The plot thickened when the Executive Producer of World Championship Wrestling, Eric Bischoff, offered Bret Hart a multimillion-dollar deal to jump ship and turn his back on the WWE. Vince McMahon, who could not afford to let another top star join the rival promotion, offered Bret Hart a lucrative contract to stay with the WWE, and stay he did. McMahon would soon realize that keeping Bret Hart on board was doing more harm than good for his company, as he was signed to the highest-paid contract in WWE history, and simply did not have the drawing power that he once did. With great consideration, McMahon asked that Hart’s contract be reneged and that Hart sign with World Championship Wrestling. Hart was willing to comply with Vince McMahon, but there was one problem. Bret Hart beat the Undertaker and won the WWE Championship at SummerSlam 1997 and was in the middle of a heated on and off-camera rivalry with Shawn Michaels. The two foes would engage in heated verbal exchanges on camera, many of which hit more than close to home, including Shawn Michaels insinuating Bret Hart’s involvement in an extramarital affair with WWE talent, Sunny. Bret Hart would fire back by bringing Michael’s sexual orientation into question, and Shawn Michaels would have the audacity to perform antics like picking his nose with the Canadian Flag. All hell broke loose in Hartford, Connecticut, when Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels got into a legitimate physical altercation, resulting in the two men breaking through a wall. Bret Hart attempted to make peace with Shawn Michaels in saying that he respected him and his in-ring ability and would be willing to man up and drop the title to him at Survivor Series. The final straw that broke the camel’s back was when Shawn Michaels responded to Hart’s peace offering by saying, “I appreciate that, but if the roles were reversed, I can’t say I would do the same.”
Michaels’ snarky comment set Bret Hart over the edge, and he told Vince McMahon with finality that he would not lose to Shawn Michaels at Survivor Series in his home country of Canada. Vince McMahon and Lead Writer, Vince Russo, pitched every possible outcome for this match that would award Shawn Michaels with the title and make Bret Hart look strong in defeat. But Bret Hart would not budge; he refused to lose the WWE Championship in Montreal, Canada, at Survivor Series. Vince McMahon became very fearful seeing as though the man holding his company’s top prize refused to give it up and was set to leave for WCW immediately after Survivor Series. If Bret Hart were to show up on WCW Nitro with the WWE Championship, the WWE would surely take its final breath. Vince McMahon had no choice; he had to screw Bret Hart.
         On the night of November 9, 1997, four men knew what was going to take place. Vince McMahon, Shawn Michaels, Triple H, and Senior Referee, Earl Hebner, knew that when Shawn Michaels applied the sharpshooter to Bret Hart, Hebner would call for the premature ending of the match. Once the bell rang, Shawn Michaels and Triple H retreated from the ring with the WWE Championship, and Vince McMahon stood at ringside where he was spat on in front of millions of people by Bret Hart. Bret Hart was taken completely by surprise as he thought the match was supposed to end in disqualification, and he would leave Montreal with the WWE Championship. The broadcast would end in Shawn Michaels exiting the arena and a very confused play-by-play commentator, Jim Ross, thanking everyone for watching. What the world did not see was Bret Hart destroying everything at ringside, signing “WCW” with his right hand, and eventually cold-cocking Vince McMahon in the right eye. There is no doubt that the Montreal Screwjob is the most historic moment in not only Survivor Series history, but perhaps WWE history as well.